Stripper Lawyer Raises the Bar

When lawyers pass the bar, is it supposed to be vertical?



Charles Dickens once wrote: "The law is an ass." Very prescient.

A lawyer has told how she turned to stripping to pay bills after struggling to find a legal job in recession-weary America. The attorney, giving her name only as Carla, graduated from law school ten years ago. But after being made redundant in 2009, she had to take drastic action to avoid drowning in a sea of student loans and other debts.

Next time you hear of someone who lost the shirt off their back in the Obama recession, think of poor Carla! Did you hear the one about the lawyer who lost her suit?

H/T Memeorandum

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising... Catherine Oxenberg!







I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising... Cindy Crawford







I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...







I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...







I may not sure what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...







I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...







I may not be sure what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

John Kerry's Fascination

I ran across this picture from a couple years back...



I always wondered what he was so fascinated with!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...







I'm not sure what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Katy Perry Poses for Cover of Rolling Stone -video

And how can you think "Cover of Rolling Stone" without thinking of Dr. Hook?



H/T American Power

Ladies: Rotate Your Breast Implants Every 50,000 Miles

WASHINGTON – Women who get silicone breast implants are likely to need additional surgery within 10 years to address complications such as rupturing of the device, U.S. health regulators said on Wednesday.

The Food and Drug Administration will work to revise safety labels for silicone breast implants after reviewing data from several long-term studies, which also showed that the products had a small link to a rare form of cancer.

Need any help determining exactly where to place those warning stickers? 'Cause I'm available!

“The key point is that breast implants are not lifetime devices,” said Jeff Shuren, director of the FDA’s Center for Devices and Radiological Health. “The longer you have the implant, the more likely you are to have complications.”

Gives a whole new meaning to "high maintenance", doesn't it?

H/T Pat Dollard

"Porn Star -- I Was Hillary Clinton's Intern!"

The article doesn't say if that was before or after career counseling from Bill.



This was 2006, interning for Senator Clinton, depending on what the meaning of the word "was" was...



The Clintons love them some interns!

H/T Memeorandum

Miss California Crowned Miss USA

Alyssa Campanella, 21, of Los Angeles, "a huge science geek," was crowned Miss USA Sunday night.

We now return you to the non Rule Five portion of the program...

More at Memeorandum

Christina Hendricks: The Embodiment of Rule Five

Since most of the other news is so depressing, we give you this!

It was reported this year that there had been a sharp rise in breast augmentation in the UK because British women were longing to look more like Christina, though she says: ‘I hope I’m not encouraging that. If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake,’ she adds. ‘They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.’

-Daily Mail

Helping you stay abreast of the news since 2008...

H/T The Other McCain

Colts Cheerleader Fired For (Nude) Playboy Pics, or Race, or Something!

Malori Wampler, who needs a good name change before breaking into show biz, is suing the Baltimore Indianapolis Colts for firing her illegally. The Colts say it's because they received pictures of her in her birthday suit, augmented with a little paint, she says the team knew about the photos, so it has to be something else.













Serves 'em right for sneaking out of Baltimore in the middle of the night! (Old grudges die hard!)

H/T Support Your Local Gunfighter

Kaley Cuoco Nude

This is a completely gratuitous Rule Five post.



You're welcome.

Thanks to POH Diaries.

Miss Turkey for Turkey Burgers -video

You folks not living on the Left Coast might not have the benefit of the new Carl's Jr. ad campaign. So, as a public service, here it is:


Update: Miss Turkey has become this week's Friday Night Babe.

Friday Night Babeapalooza

After a week of anticipation, tonight's FNBs* are selected for their many contributions to society, rather than merely as sex objects. So, tonight, I present the real women of Rule Five!

(*a.k.a. Rule Five Friday)


Unidentified protester (enhanced)


Helen Thomas


Joy Behar


Hillary Clinton


Rosie O'Donnell


Barbra Streisand

And finally, Helen Thomas' secret revealed:
How she kept her front row seat in the White House Press Corps:


Update: How could I have forgotten the contributions of Arianna Huffington?


And if you clicked in here from Somewhere Else, the real Friday Night Babe is here.

Chinese Rule Five Lingerie

Kennedy had his "missile gap", Clinton had a "credibility gap", now Obama must contend with the Chinese "cleavage gap". The commercial is five minutes long. That's half your daily minimum requirement, guys!

My Chinese may be a little rusty, but I could have sworn they used the word "Boobzilla" in there! I'm not sure about the science, but they seem to be implying that if you clamp down hard enough, all your fat cells move to your chest. Could give a whole new meaning to "bondage"!

(They could have done without a couple of the "love handle" shots, though!)

H/T Mrs. Crankipants

Yet Another Hit Song Not on my Ipod...

...but the cover art's not so bad!