Scarlett Johannson Nude Photos Stolen -FBI

Now that I've got your attention. Yes, apparently someone hacked her phone and my, oh, my, found something more than the number for her dry cleaner! And since you know you would keep Googling 'til you found them, here are the alleged photos, suitable sliced , diced and pixelated for a PG-13 blog:

The Federal Bureau of Investigation is looking into a series of possible digital thefts involving notable people, including actress Scarlett Johansson. According to a number of reports, Johansson allegedly had nude pictures of herself hacked off her cellphone and asked the FBI to check into the matter.

A spokesperson for the FBI said “The FBI in Los Angeles is investigating the person or group responsible for a series of computer intrusions involving high-profile figures.” Johansson is one of the victims of the alleged thefts.

Remember how your Mama always used to tell you about wearing clean underwear in case you got hit by a bus? Her Mama should have told her always to wear underwear when storing pictures on her phone!

Kaley Cuoco Nude

This is a completely gratuitous Rule Five post.



You're welcome.

Thanks to POH Diaries.

Nude Photo of Young Liz Taylor Revealed

A private collector has released the only known picture of the star – then aged 24 – posing nude. It is understood to be the first time the photo has been shown publicly.

It was an engagement gift from Miss Taylor to producer Michael Todd, who was her third husband.

Apparently Stacy's Rule Five survives even the grave.

Arianna Huffington Nude - No, Really?

Boys (and bloggers) will be boys! Apparently there's an "Arianna Huffington Nude" Google bomb going around. Put your photoshop where your mouth is, boys!



Update: Note the "Nude and Improved" photo. My guardian angel and art critic decided my version wasn't cool enough. (But if she looks closely, she'll see where I touched up her version a tiny bit.) I'll let her decide if she wants to sign her work!