Showing posts with label Proof. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Proof. Show all posts

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Quote du jour

I've nothing against trains...even high speed ones. I think the concept is great. I also think the concept of being carried about in a palanquin borne by Victoria's Secret models is great as well. Alas, I believe them both to be beyond practicality and neither is cost effective.


-Proof

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

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Holding one's breath waiting for the oxymoron that is the Obama Justice department to fully investigate itself or even uphold all the laws of the land is to imitate the cast of Avatar, or maybe the Smurfs.

-Proof

Saturday, September 3, 2011

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Nerds of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your molecule chains!

-Proof, on the 25th anniversary of Buckyballs (2010)

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

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To paraphrase Fred Allen: What Obama knows about economics you could put in the navel of a flea and still have room for a caraway seed and Nancy Pelosi's heart.

-Proof

Friday, August 19, 2011

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Candidate Obama virtually assured us that he would shut down domestic coal production through costly environmental regulations. I do wonder how he would propose to charge all these electric vehicles, coming home and plugging into their chargers right at the peak of electric demand, without any new hydroelectric, coal, gas fired or nuclear plants to make up the difference in demand? Obama wants the car you're living out of to be a hybrid.

-Proof

Saturday, August 13, 2011

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The Left fails to acknowledge the part that private endowments would play had the government not usurped the role of patron of the arts. Just as Andrew Carnegie founded and funded libraries, modern liberals are free to spend their own money wherever they like. Unfortunately, they prefer to spend other people's money.

-Proof

Friday, August 5, 2011

Monday, August 1, 2011

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Plaxico Burress is still "number one with a bullet" at the Jets franchise.

-Proof

Sunday, July 24, 2011

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When liberal politicians tell you that conservatives want to "end Medicare as we know it", the operative words are "as we know it". As we know it today, Medicare is going bankrupt. If it crashes and burns under its own weight, that too will "end Medicare as we know it".

It's the unsustainability that needs to be changed, not demagogued.


-Proof

Saturday, July 23, 2011

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Xavier (Becerra) should run as Obama's veep in 2012. He's very slick verbally, his words mean nothing and his demonstrated knowledge of the economy and monetary policy is next to zero. Or else, he's lying, and either way would make a perfect fit with the current resident of the Oval Office.

-Proof

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011

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Liberals are all for diversity. They will accept anyone who is slightly left of center, moderately left of center or extremely left of center.

-Proof

Friday, July 8, 2011

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"Experience Trumps Politics"

-Proof

(I wasn't in the Donald's camp, but wouldn't that have made a great campaign slogan?)

Saturday, June 18, 2011

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Too many people are under the impression that "history" is a science of quantifiable events.
I mean, it's all laid out there in the history texts, right?
History is the interpretation of events. There are good and bad, correct and incorrect, biased and unbiased interpretations of history.

Sometimes, everyman must be his own historian to get it right.

-Proof

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

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Ask those who say that death penalty advocates are "pro death", if they are "anti-liberty" for wanting to keep some people locked behind bars?

Just as a robber might forfeit his right to freedom by robbing a bank, so the murderer forfeits his right to life by committing murder.

-Proof

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

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Weiner starts his career in politics by being a tool and sending out anonymous hit pieces, he ends his career by sending out pictures of his tool and pretending it was anonymous.

-Proof

Monday, June 6, 2011

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Funny, how Obama always seems to have those three AM phone calls forwarded to Hillary!

-Proof

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

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He's got the "Midas" touch. He produces noise, hot air and slightly noxious fumes.

-Proof

Saturday, May 28, 2011

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If burning the flag in public is protected free speech saying "I hate this country", why wouldn't burning a small tube of tobacco, wrapped in paper be protected free speech saying "I like tobacco"? They both produce toxic fumes and smoke. Why is one protected and the other not?

-Proof

Thursday, May 26, 2011

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Extremism in the pursuit of bad puns in no vice!

-Proof