“President Obama said Hillary Clinton is approaching one million frequent flier miles in her job as Secretary of State. Though even that can’t get her upgraded to the seat she really wants.”
–Jimmy Fallon
“President Obama said Hillary Clinton is approaching one million frequent flier miles in her job as Secretary of State. Though even that can’t get her upgraded to the seat she really wants.”
"A new poll found out that 41% of Americans don't know who the vice president is. In response, Joe Biden was like, all right, all right, at least give me a hint! What does it rhyme with?"