Showing posts with label Jay Leno. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay Leno. Show all posts

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Quote du jour

“The rhetoric is heating up between Republicans Rick Perry and Mitt Romney. These two do not like each other. Perry has opposed many of Romney’s positions – but to be fair, so has Romney.”


–Jay Leno

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Quote du jour

“Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced he’s not going to resign. He had suggested he might be leaving and getting a job in the private sector. But thanks to his economic policies there are no jobs in the private sector, so I guess he’s going to stay.”


–Jay Leno

Monday, April 4, 2011

Quote du jour

“Instead of calling our mission in Libya a war, the White House is calling it a ‘kinetic military action,’ which sounds better than ‘potentially endless quagmire.’”
–Jay Leno