Friday Night Babeapalooza

After a week of anticipation, tonight's FNBs* are selected for their many contributions to society, rather than merely as sex objects. So, tonight, I present the real women of Rule Five!

(*a.k.a. Rule Five Friday)


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Helen Thomas


Joy Behar


Hillary Clinton


Rosie O'Donnell


Barbra Streisand

And finally, Helen Thomas' secret revealed:
How she kept her front row seat in the White House Press Corps:


Update: How could I have forgotten the contributions of Arianna Huffington?


And if you clicked in here from Somewhere Else, the real Friday Night Babe is here.

"It Takes a Child to Raze a Village"

"It Takes a Child to Raze a Village"

...Hillary Clinton, on Obama's firing over 100 cruise missiles into Libya.*


*Okay. It's April Fool's, but it certainly sounds like something she would say!