Kennedy had his "missile gap", Clinton had a "credibility gap", now Obama must contend with the Chinese "cleavage gap". The commercial is five minutes long. That's half your daily minimum requirement, guys!
My Chinese may be a little rusty, but I could have sworn they used the word "Boobzilla" in there! I'm not sure about the science, but they seem to be implying that if you clamp down hard enough, all your fat cells move to your chest. Could give a whole new meaning to "bondage"!
(They could have done without a couple of the "love handle" shots, though!)
H/T Mrs. Crankipants
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