Don't Leave Home Without It!

Not Rosie O'Donnell!

There's no IQ requirement to attend stupid crook school!

There's a first-floor apartment in the Armour Square neighborhood where actor Ben Stiller lived. Then David Duchovny moved in, as did Oscar-winning director Paul Haggis.

Well, maybe they didn't live there, but that's where their credit cards were being sent.

With the same imagination that ACORN gathers voter registrations, a Nigerian born chap was committing credit card fraud with famous people's names.

Ben Stiller? Why not Rosie O' Donnell?

...Now this week Adedamola Olatunji, 29, a Nigerian-born man who allegedly used Stiller's card to run up charges on iTunes and an on-line dating service, was indicted on forgery, mail fraud, theft, aggravated identity theft, computer fraud and other felony charges.

On line dating? Wonder which name he used there??? Or did no one think to ask why "Ben Stiller" might be paying for Adedamola Olatunji's one shot at true happiness?

But it gets even stranger! According to a "source familiar with the investigation":

After obtaining personal information on the victims, Olatunji allegedly called the bank to report a lost card and requested a new one be sent to the Princeton Avenue address. The source said investigators recovered personal information for Stiller and Haggis in the trash at Olatunji's residence..."Obviously, the bank has some issues they've got to straighten out," the source said. "The guy calls up with a foreign accent and says: 'Hey, I'm Ben Stiller, I lost my card. Can you send me a new one?' Oh. Sure, why not?"

Like I said, he should have used Rosie! Heh.

H/T Daily Caller